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Steven Lubliner

Supreme Court Upholds Right to Shit in Public While Flying a Double Bird

Was it Ever in Doubt?

Jul 8, 2023

Supreme Court Upholds Right to Shit in Public While Flying a Double Bird

Jul 8, 2023

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Steven Lubliner

It’s Not in the Constitution? Okay. Let’s Put it In.

And fix some other stuff while we’re at it.

Jun 30, 2022

It’s Not in the Constitution? Okay. Let’s Put it In.

Jun 30, 2022

Steven Lubliner

A Harry Potter Tragedy: Not Killing Hermione in the Ministry of Magic

J.K. Rowling’s worst (literary) mistake.

Oct 16, 2022

A Harry Potter Tragedy: Not Killing Hermione in the Ministry of Magic

Oct 16, 2022

Steven Lubliner

Save Trump’s Blowjobs! or How to Amend the Constitution.

Make it about Trump. And men who wish they were.

Oct 5, 2022

Save Trump’s Blowjobs! or How to Amend the Constitution.

Oct 5, 2022

Steven Lubliner

How I Clap on Medium

The moral? Make it good. Keep it tight.

Sep 27, 2022

How I Clap on Medium

Sep 27, 2022

Steven Lubliner

The Christian Right Doesn’t Believe in God.

Do they act like they do?

Sep 12, 2022

The Christian Right Doesn’t Believe in God.

Sep 12, 2022

Steven Lubliner

Win-Win: Force Pro-Life Women to Carry Pro-Choice Women’s Unwanted Pregnancies to Term.

What was that, Constitution? Nothing? I thought so.

Aug 28, 2022

Win-Win: Force Pro-Life Women to Carry Pro-Choice Women’s Unwanted Pregnancies to Term.

Aug 28, 2022

Steven Lubliner

The Two Books I Would Ban.

For my own good. And yours.

Aug 19, 2022

The Two Books I Would Ban.

Aug 19, 2022

Steven Lubliner

Kansas Saved Abortion Rights: A Lesson

WE’RE the ones who can amend the Constitution.

Aug 3, 2022

Kansas Saved Abortion Rights: A Lesson

Aug 3, 2022

Steven Lubliner

With Roe Gone, Jews are Coming for Your Cheeseburger. And Your Penis.

No, it’s not true, idiot. But would a court stop it if it was?

Jul 24, 2022

With Roe Gone, Jews are Coming for Your Cheeseburger. And Your Penis.

Jul 24, 2022

Steven Lubliner

Steven Lubliner

Lawyer. Author of the satire, “Threeway” and the Hanukkah memoir, “A Child’s Christmas in Queens.” Get ’em here. http://www.amazon.com/author/stevenlubliner

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