PinnedSupreme Court Upholds Right to Shit in Public While Flying a Double BirdWas it Ever in Doubt?Jul 8, 2023Jul 8, 2023
PinnedIt’s Not in the Constitution? Okay. Let’s Put it In.And fix some other stuff while we’re at it.Jun 30, 202211Jun 30, 202211
A Harry Potter Tragedy: Not Killing Hermione in the Ministry of MagicJ.K. Rowling’s worst (literary) mistake.Oct 16, 20221Oct 16, 20221
Save Trump’s Blowjobs! or How to Amend the Constitution.Make it about Trump. And men who wish they were.Oct 5, 2022Oct 5, 2022
Win-Win: Force Pro-Life Women to Carry Pro-Choice Women’s Unwanted Pregnancies to Term.What was that, Constitution? Nothing? I thought so.Aug 28, 2022Aug 28, 2022
Kansas Saved Abortion Rights: A LessonWE’RE the ones who can amend the Constitution.Aug 3, 2022Aug 3, 2022
With Roe Gone, Jews are Coming for Your Cheeseburger. And Your Penis.No, it’s not true, idiot. But would a court stop it if it was?Jul 24, 20224Jul 24, 20224