PinnedSteven LublinerSupreme Court Upholds Right to Shit in Public While Flying a Double BirdWas it Ever in Doubt?8 min read·Jul 8, 2023----
PinnedSteven LublinerIt’s Not in the Constitution? Okay. Let’s Put it In.And fix some other stuff while we’re at it.39 min read·Jun 30, 2022--11--11
Steven LublinerA Harry Potter Tragedy: Not Killing Hermione in the Ministry of MagicJ.K. Rowling’s worst (literary) mistake.6 min read·Oct 16, 2022--1--1
Steven LublinerSave Trump’s Blowjobs! or How to Amend the Constitution.Make it about Trump. And men who wish they were.5 min read·Oct 5, 2022----
Steven LublinerHow I Clap on MediumThe moral? Make it good. Keep it tight.2 min read·Sep 27, 2022--1--1
Steven LublinerThe Christian Right Doesn’t Believe in God.Do they act like they do?3 min read·Sep 12, 2022----
Steven LublinerWin-Win: Force Pro-Life Women to Carry Pro-Choice Women’s Unwanted Pregnancies to Term.What was that, Constitution? Nothing? I thought so.4 min read·Aug 28, 2022----
Steven LublinerKansas Saved Abortion Rights: A LessonWE’RE the ones who can amend the Constitution.2 min read·Aug 3, 2022----
Steven LublinerWith Roe Gone, Jews are Coming for Your Cheeseburger. And Your Penis.No, it’s not true, idiot. But would a court stop it if it was?4 min read·Jul 24, 2022--4--4